• me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point


Anonymous asked:

Hi so can you teach me how to eat banana? I havenot eaten banana all of my life so I do not know how? Can you tell me? Please do answer my friend is coming over in like an hour with bananas and I dont want her to know I dont know how to eat them.


“I guess that’s just part of loving people: You have to give things up. Sometimes you even have to give them up.”
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this girl curved EVERYONE


hopes and dreams shattered

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do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

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Izabel Goulart by Gui Paganini for Isto é Gente, June 2014.

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